
On Wednesday 14 October 2026, a crew hunting invasive species in Lake Ontario's Oswego Harbor hauled up a bright yellow-orange fish that biologists now call one in a million. The Spirit loves a detour, apparentlu.
Nobody buys a ticket for this draw. On Wednesday 14 October 2026, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service crew was running a routine survey for invasive species in Oswego Harbor, on Lake Ontario in New York, when the net came up with a native burbot the colour of a traffic cone. The agency published the story on 10 November, and a local report put the fish at 35 inches.
The paint job has a name: xanthochromism, a genetic mutation that suppresses normal pigmentation and leaves a yellow-orange fish where a grey, olive or tan one should be. In wild fish it is rarer than albinism or melanism, and the agency's own headline calls the catch one in a million. GLUWULU.
Then comes the second long shot. Burbot are scarce in the lake and usually live in deeper, cooler water than the harbor offers. This was the first documented burbot detection in a fisheries survey in Oswego Harbor, although a few anglers have reported catches. A rare colour on a rare fish in the wrong place: the Spirit would call that a double zero.
The happy ending is only partial. Biologists found the fish emaciated and in poor health, so it went to Cornell University's veterinary college for a health analysis. The agency says the find could turn out lucky for the species too, since it may shed light on how burbot are doing across the Great Lakes basin.
Somewhere in the cold deep water, the next burbot has no idea it is on the clock. The Spirit does.
A one-in-a-million catch: pure luck or good method?
No right answer. Just your gut, and the Spirit watching.